Tangent #3: First Orgasm Ever

I've had alot of orgasms in my life. I mean....alot. Thousands? Who knows the exact number. You have to figure an average of about one orgasm per day (factoring in the occasional orgasm-less day and the occasional multi-orgasm day), since I was about 13 years old. Well, maybe a little less at 13 and a little more in some of the later years. But whatever, you get the idea. So basically, we're talking about an average of 365 orgasms a year over the past 19 years. Hold on, time to get the calculator....6935 orgasms?? Holy shit, how is my prostate still functioning?

Anyway, whatever the exact number, it's very high. I feel safe in assuming that anyone reading a blog like this is in a similar position.

So with that many orgasms, do you ever reflect back on orgasm #1? Where it all began, the first of thousands? I sometimes do, and with good reason. It wasn't exactly a routine experience by any means. I will share....

I was in my early teens. I had been watching porn and masturbating for many months, but had not been able to reach completion. Mostly because I had no idea what I was doing of course, a far cry from the masturbatory expertise we all acquire with age. And then, finally, it happened (and I so clearly remember the scene I was watching at the time too...nice, sensual lesbian scene). That now familiar feeling of building up to cumming felt almost scary. What the hell was happening to me?? And when it finally arrived, the feeling was overwhelming. I actually thought I was having a heart attack or something. As soon as it was over, I literally jumped out of my seat.....and promptly passed out, slamming my head against a nearby table as I fell. Then I had the fun of trying explaining the ridiculous bump on my head to everyone. But needless to say, it was an experience I will never forget. I've had some amazing orgasms over the years, but that was where it all began.

I've asked others about their first orgasmic experience as well. Interestingly, some recall similarly interesting stories, while some have no recollection at all.

Do you still remember your first?