Lesson #3

95% of responses you get from your posts are spam.

Depressing, isn't it? We've established that almost all female posts are fake, and almost all responses you get from your posts are fake. What a fucking waste of time this is!!! Fear not my friends, we will be making good use of the leftover 5%, as you shall soon learn.

But for now, yes, expect most of the responses you get to be crap. Most of them will contain links to different dating websites they are trying to get you to sign up for. Please don't fall for it and reinforce them. Just delete and move on. You'll notice the tone of the spam email.....very fake sounding, and almost always contains a link. Sometimes they do get crafty though, and start with a legitimate sounding response. Then when you respond back, they will finally show their hand and respond again pimping a website.

Craig's List has tried different things to throw off these fools (word verification, flagging, etc), but so far to no avail. As annoying at is it to have to delete all of these useless emails, don't lose hope. If you construct your post properly (see Lesson #2), you will find the diamonds in the rough. Perhaps it's time to share some more of the diamonds I have found to provide some inspiration.....

Lesson #2

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Why Guys Suck at Posting on CL

I had reached the point where I realized that the odds of answering "women's" posts, finding the 5% that are actually real, and then making a connection were basically nil, despite my early luck. So it was time to move on to making posts myself. Before doing this, I felt it would be prudent to research what other guys were writing in their posts. Get some ideas. But what I found, frankly, was mind-boggling. The majority of men were actually expecting to get responses from women with posts like the following:

"Need blowjob tonight.....send pic with response"
"Really want to fuck your brains out....write me back (sorry, can't host)"

Were these guys fucking kidding? At first, I was actually angry. Were my fellow males really this stupid to expect results from lines like this? But quickly, the anger turned to a sense of encouragement. I started getting a little bit excited! Why, my friends? Because I was in a position to take advantage of the shortsightedness of these other clueless guys. I knew now that any post I wrote would stand out significantly from the nonsense I had read from these fools.

And as I quickly learned, the quality of the writing in your Craig's List posts makes all the difference.